\u2013 Maricica, nu vrei s\u0103 facem copii \u00eempreun\u0103? \u2013 o \u00eentreab\u0103 el timid, dar cu un z\u00e2mbet plin de speran\u021b\u0103.
\u2013 Ba da, Ionel… dar nu prea \u0219tiu cum \ud83e\udd14 \u2013 zice ea, ro\u0219ind ca o ro\u0219ie coapt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El, tot un z\u00e2mbet \u0219i plin de ini\u021biativ\u0103:
\u2013 Nu-i nimic, drag\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103t eu imediat. E ca \u0219i cum amesteci cu f\u0103c\u0103le\u021bul \u00eentr-un ceaun ca s\u0103 faci m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 bun\u0103! \ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Aaa, a\u0219a… deci e o treab\u0103 gospod\u0103reasc\u0103! \u2013 zice Maricica bucuroas\u0103, c\u0103 la treburi de buc\u0103t\u0103rie se pricepe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i \u00eencep \u201es\u0103 amestece\u201d, cu spor \u0219i entuziasm, de zici c\u0103 preg\u0103teau o ciorb\u0103 pentru tot satul. \ud83d\ude05
Dup\u0103 o vreme, transpira\u021bi, dar ferici\u021bi, el cade pe spate, iar ea, curioas\u0103 ca o pisic\u0103:
\u2013 A fost minunat, Ionel! \u2764\ufe0f Dar… unde e copilul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El, g\u00e2f\u00e2ind, \u00eei explic\u0103 r\u0103bd\u0103tor:
\u2013 Ei, copilul trebuie s\u0103-l a\u0219tept\u0103m \u00eenc\u0103 vreo nou\u0103 luni…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maricica se uit\u0103 la el mirat\u0103, d\u00e2nd din cap:
\u2013 Nou\u0103 luni?! \ud83d\ude33 Atunci de ce ne-am oprit din amestecat? Poate se prinde m\u0103m\u0103liga \u00eentre timp!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un individ intr\u0103 \u00een cabinetul unui psihiatru… \u00een patru labe<\/strong>, cu limba scoas\u0103 \u0219i ochii mari, de zici c\u0103 tocmai fugise de hingher. \ud83d\udc36<\/p>\n\n\n\n Doctorul, calm \u0219i profesionist, \u00ee\u0219i ridic\u0103 privirea peste ochelari \u0219i zice pe un ton bl\u00e2nd: Individul se retrage t\u00e2r\u00e2\u0219 spre col\u021bul cabinetului, mirosind covorul \u0219i uit\u00e2ndu-se suspicios la medic, care \u00eentre timp noteaz\u0103 ceva \u00een carne\u021bel. \u270d\ufe0f Omul \u00eencepe s\u0103 dea \u00eenapoi, tot pe coate \u0219i genunchi, apropiindu-se tot mai mult de u\u0219\u0103, bomb\u0103nind ceva neinteligibil. Pacientul ridic\u0103 brusc privirea, \u00eel fixeaz\u0103 serios \u0219i r\u0103spunde cu o voce perfect normal\u0103: \u2013 \u0218eful m-a concediat pentru c\u0103 m-am culcat pu\u021bin la munc\u0103… \ud83d\ude34 \u2013 zice Gigel, cu o expresie de om nedrept\u0103\u021bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Doar pentru at\u00e2t??? \ud83d\ude33 \u2013 se mir\u0103 prietenul lui, ridic\u00e2nd din spr\u00e2ncene. \u2013 Adic\u0103, frate, to\u021bi mai tragem un pui de somn la birou, dar nu se face a\u0219a tragedie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Gigel ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc, d\u00e2nd din cap cu o grimas\u0103 de om care a v\u0103zut multe \u00een via\u021b\u0103: \u00cen tren \ud83d\ude86, un ardelean st\u0103tea lini\u0219tit pe coridor, rezemat de perete, cu un sac imens<\/strong> l\u00e2ng\u0103 el \u2014 c\u00e2t un vi\u021bel de mare! \ud83d\udc04 La un moment dat vine controlorul, cam nervos: Ardeleanul, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103, \u00eel prive\u0219te molcom: Dup\u0103 un minut, controlorul revine, deja transpirat de nervi: Ardeleanul ridic\u0103 din umeri: Controlorul, exasperat, scoate carnetul de amenzi \u0219i-l taxeaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 alte explica\u021bii. \u270d\ufe0f Dup\u0103 un timp, un c\u0103l\u0103tor curios, care asistase la toat\u0103 scena, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: Ardeleanul se \u00eentoarce lent spre el, cu un z\u00e2mbet \u0219iret: \u2013 Maricica, nu vrei s\u0103 facem copii \u00eempreun\u0103? \u2013 o \u00eentreab\u0103 el timid, dar cu un z\u00e2mbet plin de speran\u021b\u0103.\u2013<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24662,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u2013 Ei, ce avem noi aici? Tu e\u0219ti un c\u0103\u021belu\u0219 cuminte? \ud83d\udc15<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ahh… poate e\u0219ti un pisoi alintat<\/strong>, nu-i a\u0219a? \ud83d\udc31<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doctorul, tot mai curios, se ridic\u0103 \u0219i se apropie \u00eencet:
\u2013 Ahaaa! Sau poate e\u0219ti un iepura\u0219 dr\u0103g\u0103la\u0219\u0219\u0219<\/strong>? \ud83d\udc30<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule doctor… dac\u0103 nu \u00eenceta\u021bi, nu v\u0103 mai pun cablul de internet!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2013 Da… dar vezi tu… eu m-am culcat cu nevast\u0103-sa<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Se uita calm pe geam, de parc\u0103 n-avea nicio grij\u0103 pe lume.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dom\u2019le, pune sacul sus, c\u0103 blochezi trecerea! \ud83d\ude20<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No, las\u2019 c\u0103 nu st\u0103 mult aici… \ud83d\ude0c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 V-am spus, domnule, pune\u021bi sacul sus! E regulament!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No, bine, dac\u0103 zice\u021bi… da\u2019 nu-s sigur c\u0103 merit\u0103 osteneala… \ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ardeleanul pl\u0103te\u0219te calm, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103, scoate banii din buzunar \u0219i zice:
\u2013 No, poftim… amenda, s\u0103 fie cu noroc! \ud83d\udcb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No, om bun, da\u2019 de ce n-ai pus sacul sus? \u021ai-ai luat amend\u0103 degeaba…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No, pentru c\u0103 nu-i al meu<\/strong>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"