{"id":24833,"date":"2025-10-19T09:51:38","date_gmt":"2025-10-19T09:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dracusorul-vesel.eu\/?p=24833"},"modified":"2025-10-19T09:51:39","modified_gmt":"2025-10-19T09:51:39","slug":"24833","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dracusorul-vesel.eu\/?p=24833","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>O familie de rom\u00e2ni \u2013 so\u021bul pilot, nevasta \u0219i copilul \u2013 zboar\u0103 lini\u0219ti\u021bi cu un mic avion peste ocean. \ud83c\udf0a\u2708\ufe0f<br>Soarele apunea frumos, totul p\u0103rea perfect\u2026 p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd avionul \u00eencepe s\u0103 se clatine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ioaneee! \ud83d\ude31 Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103? \u2013 \u021bip\u0103 nevasta, str\u00e2ng\u00e2ndu-se de scaun.<br>\u2013 Stai calm\u0103, M\u0103rioaro, doar un mic gol de aer&#8230; cred&#8230; sau poate o furtun\u0103&#8230; sau&#8230; ceva pe care n-ar trebui s\u0103-l aud \u00een motor! \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen c\u00e2teva momente, avionul pierde altitudine \u0219i&#8230; \ud83d\udca5 <em>PUF!<\/em> &#8230; se pr\u0103bu\u0219esc pe o <strong>insul\u0103 pustie<\/strong> \u00een mijlocul oceanului. \ud83c\udf34<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To\u021bi ies din avion, \u0219ifona\u021bi dar teferi. Nevasta, furioas\u0103 \u0219i cu p\u0103rul ciufulit, sare pe el:<br>\u2013 Ioane, \u021bi-am zis eu s\u0103 nu te joci cu butoanele! De ce n-ai fost atent la zbor?! \ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El, obosit \u0219i plin de nisip \u00een p\u0103r, ofteaz\u0103:<br>\u2013 Femeie, \u00eencercam doar s\u0103-mi amintesc dac\u0103 am pl\u0103tit datoriile la ANAF \u0219i rata la banc\u0103\u2026 \u0219i m-am distras o clip\u0103! \ud83d\udcb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ea, cu m\u00e2inile \u00een \u0219olduri:<br>\u2013 \u0218i le-ai pl\u0103tit? \ud83d\ude20<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu\u2026 \ud83d\ude2c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se face o lini\u0219te scurt\u0103, doar valurile se aud&#8230; apoi M\u0103rioara \u00ee\u0219i lumineaz\u0103 fa\u021ba \u0219i spune, z\u00e2mbind larg:<br>\u2013 Slav\u0103 Domnului! \ud83d\ude4f \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 or s\u0103 ne g\u0103seasc\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Draguleee! \ud83d\udc95 \u2013 strig\u0103 so\u021bia entuziasmat\u0103, intr\u00e2nd pe u\u0219\u0103 cu o plas\u0103 mare \u0219i un z\u00e2mbet p\u00e2n\u0103 la urechi.<br>\u2013 Am fost la mall \u0219i am cump\u0103rat ceva ieftin! \ud83d\ude0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bul, care tocmai se uita la meci, \u00eenghea\u021b\u0103 cu telecomanda \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. \ud83e\udee3<br>\u2013 Ce? \u2013 \u00eentreab\u0103 el precaut, cu acel ton de om care simte c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 o tragedie financiar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 O geant\u0103! \ud83d\udc5c \u2013 r\u0103spunde ea fericit\u0103, rotindu-se \u00een jurul propriei axe ca la o reclam\u0103 de lux.<br>\u2013 Uite ce frumoas\u0103 e! E din piele natural\u0103, are fermoar din metal adev\u0103rat \u0219i vine \u0219i cu un buzunar secret pentru telefonul t\u0103u, dragule! \u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El, deja sim\u021bind cum i se gole\u0219te cardul \u00een buzunar, ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc:<br>\u2013 Bine, bine&#8230; dar c\u00e2t a costat? \ud83d\ude2c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doar salariul t\u0103u pe o lun\u0103! \ud83d\ude07 A prins o super ofert\u0103, era redus\u0103 de la dou\u0103 salarii! \ud83e\udd73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bul o prive\u0219te lung, cu ochii mari \u0219i fa\u021ba palid\u0103 ca h\u00e2rtia:<br>\u2013 Aha\u2026 super ofert\u0103, zici? \ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab<br>\u2013 Da, dragule! 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E\u0219ti perfect pentru func\u021bia de \u0219ef! \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 se lumineaz\u0103 la fa\u021b\u0103, bate din palme:<br>\u2013 Super! C\u00e2nd \u00eencep?<br>\u2013 De m\u00e2ine, dar&#8230; te rog, vino obosit, s\u0103 intri direct \u00een rol!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria \u00eel strig\u0103 panicat\u0103 din buc\u0103t\u0103rie, \u00een timp ce \u00eencerca s\u0103 caute o re\u021bet\u0103 pe internet:<br>\u2013 Ioaneee! 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