Doi mo\u0219negi stau pe o banc\u0103 \u00een parc, la soare \ud83c\udf24\ufe0f, hr\u0103nind porumbeii \u0219i coment\u00e2nd trec\u0103torii. La un moment dat, trece prin fa\u021ba lor o fat\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, aranjat\u0103, z\u00e2mbitoare \ud83d\udc83. Am\u00e2ndoi r\u0103m\u00e2n cu privirea dup\u0103 ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unul dintre mo\u0219i, mai \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021b din fire, se ridic\u0103 imediat de pe banc\u0103:
\u2013 M\u0103 duc dup\u0103 ea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cel\u0103lalt \u00eel apuc\u0103 de m\u00e2nec\u0103, sceptic \ud83d\ude0f:
\u2013 Du-te, da\u2019 vii m\u00e2ine s\u0103-mi poveste\u0219ti exact ce-ai f\u0103cut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi, aceia\u0219i doi mo\u0219negi, aceea\u0219i banc\u0103 din parc. Cel curios abia a\u0219teapt\u0103, sare cu \u00eentrebarea:
\u2013 Ei, ce-ai f\u0103cut? Spune, nu m\u0103 \u021bine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mo\u0219ul z\u00e2mbe\u0219te mul\u021bumit \ud83d\ude0c \u0219i \u00eencepe:
\u2013 P\u0103i, s\u0103 vezi\u2026 tipa m-a invitat la ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i, \u0219i!? \u00eentreab\u0103 ner\u0103bd\u0103tor cel\u0103lalt, apropiindu-se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mo\u0219ul \u00ee\u0219i drege vocea \u0219i continu\u0103, cu aer de mare cuceritor:
\u2013 La primul a fost ca \u00een tinere\u021be, extraordinar \ud83d\udcaa, parc\u0103 aveam din nou 20 de ani.
\u2013 Uau! \ud83d\ude32
\u2013 La al doilea au \u00eenceput durerile \u00een genunchi, dar a mers\u2026 cu pauze.
\u2013 M\u0103, tu ai luat viagra? spune cel\u0103lalt, uluit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mo\u0219ul clatin\u0103 din cap, foarte serios:
\u2013 Nu m\u0103, n-am luat nimic. Apoi la al treilea a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se fac\u0103 sim\u021bit\u0103 v\u00e2rsta, ce s\u0103-i faci. E greu p\u00e2n\u0103 la etajul 4 f\u0103r\u0103 lift\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O zi aparent obi\u0219nuit\u0103 la serviciu. \u00centr-un cabinet elegant, cu diplome pe pere\u021bi \u0219i miros de dezinfectant, o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 emo\u021bionat\u0103<\/strong> intr\u0103 la un control de rutin\u0103 la medicul ginecolog. Medicul, calm \u0219i profesionist \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f, \u00ee\u0219i pune ochelarii \u0219i \u00eencepe consulta\u021bia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dup\u0103 un control am\u0103nun\u021bit, doctorul tu\u0219e\u0219te u\u0219or \u0219i spune cu voce serioas\u0103: T\u00e2n\u0103ra ridic\u0103 spr\u00e2ncenele \u0219i r\u0103spunde calm: Medicul se opre\u0219te, noteaz\u0103 ceva \u00een fi\u0219\u0103 \u270d\ufe0f \u0219i continu\u0103: \u2013 Nu sunt nici logodit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Doctorul ofteaz\u0103 u\u0219or \ud83d\ude10, se foie\u0219te pe scaun \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 alt\u0103 abordare: T\u00e2n\u0103ra, perfect serioas\u0103, d\u0103 din cap: \u00cen cabinet se las\u0103 o lini\u0219te ciudat\u0103 \ud83d\ude33. Medicul \u00ee\u0219i scoate ochelarii, se ridic\u0103 \u00eencet de pe scaun \u0219i merge g\u00e2nditor la fereastr\u0103. Se uit\u0103 lung spre cer, ca \u0219i cum ar a\u0219tepta un semn divin \ud83c\udf24\ufe0f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n T\u00e2n\u0103ra, obosit\u0103 s\u0103 stea cu picioarele-n sus \u0219i din ce \u00een ce mai curioas\u0103, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: Medicul, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i ia ochii de la orizont, r\u0103spunde calm: Mama intr\u0103 tiptil \u00een dormitorul lui Bul\u0103, hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 s\u0103-l trezeasc\u0103 pentru \u0219coal\u0103. Trage perdeaua, lumina intr\u0103 \u00een camer\u0103 \ud83c\udf1e, dar ce s\u0103 vezi? Bul\u0103 st\u0103 \u00een pat, cu p\u0103tura tras\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la g\u00e2t \u0219i pl\u00e2nge \u00een hohote<\/strong>. \ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Bul\u0103, puiule, ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? \u2013 \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 mama speriat\u0103. Bul\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u0219terge nasul cu m\u00e2neca pijamalei \u0219i suspin\u0103 ad\u00e2nc: \u2013 Ce-ai visat, dragul mamei? \u2013 \u00eentreab\u0103 ea, a\u0219ez\u00e2ndu-se pe marginea patului \u0219i m\u00e2ng\u00e2indu-l pe cap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Am visat c\u0103 \u0219coala luase foc<\/strong>! \ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udfeb<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mama r\u0103sufl\u0103 u\u0219urat\u0103, z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-l lini\u0219teasc\u0103: Bul\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 \u0219i mai tare, cu lacrimi c\u00e2t bobul de maz\u0103re \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d \u0219i spune cu voce tremurat\u0103: Un om simplu, pe nume Gheorghe<\/strong>, se angajeaz\u0103 ca sp\u0103l\u0103tor de geamuri la un magazin mare din ora\u0219. \u00cembr\u0103cat \u00een salopet\u0103, cu g\u0103leata \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i racleta \u00een cealalt\u0103 \ud83e\udea3\ud83e\uddfd, \u00ee\u0219i vede lini\u0219tit de treab\u0103, coco\u021bat pe schel\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n La un moment dat, pe strad\u0103 trece un Porsche lucios<\/strong> \ud83d\ude97\u2728. Geamul se las\u0103 jos, iar \u0219oferul strig\u0103 relaxat: Gheorghe, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 m\u0103car, continu\u0103 s\u0103 spele geamul \u0219i r\u0103spunde sec: \u0218eful magazinului, care urm\u0103rea scena cu ochii c\u00e2t cepele \ud83d\ude32, se apropie curios: A doua zi, aceea\u0219i poveste. Gheorghe pe schel\u0103, muncind con\u0219tiincios, c\u00e2nd opre\u0219te un Ferrari ro\u0219u<\/strong> \ud83c\udfce\ufe0f\ud83d\udd25. Gheorghe ofteaz\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spunde iritat: \u0218eful, deja nervos \u0219i confuz \ud83d\ude24: Convins c\u0103 Gheorghe \u00eel ia peste picior, \u0219eful se enerveaz\u0103 \ud83d\ude21 \u0219i spune: Ajung ei \u00een Pia\u021ba Vaticanului. \u0218eful r\u0103m\u00e2ne jos, \u00een mul\u021bime, iar Gheorghe dispare \u00een cl\u0103dire. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute, iese Papa<\/strong> \ud83d\udc51\u26ea, iar Gheorghe \u00eei str\u00e2nge m\u00e2na prietene\u0219te, stau de vorb\u0103 \u0219i z\u00e2mbesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218eful, v\u0103z\u00e2nd scena, le\u015fin\u0103 pe loc<\/strong> \ud83d\ude35. Gheorghe coboar\u0103 repede, \u00eel strope\u0219te cu ap\u0103 \u0219i-l treze\u0219te: \u0218eful, \u00eenc\u0103 ame\u021bit, r\u0103spunde: Doi mo\u0219negi stau pe o banc\u0103 \u00een parc, la soare \ud83c\udf24\ufe0f, hr\u0103nind porumbeii \u0219i coment\u00e2nd trec\u0103torii. La un moment dat,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24656,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u2013 Deci, c\u00e2nd v\u0103 vede\u021bi so\u021bul disear\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu sunt m\u0103ritat\u0103, domnule doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atunci, c\u00e2nd v\u0103 vede\u021bi logodnicul disear\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine. Atunci s\u0103 spunem\u2026 \u201eprietenul\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu am niciun prieten \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 acum nu am avut nimic cu niciun b\u0103rbat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 La ce v\u0103 uita\u021bi at\u00e2t de atent, domnule doctor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A\u0219tept pu\u021bin. Ultima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ceva asem\u0103n\u0103tor, a ap\u0103rut la r\u0103s\u0103rit o stea\u201d \u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2013 De ce pl\u00e2ngi a\u0219a, mam\u0103? \ud83d\ude1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mam\u0103\u0103\u0103\u2026 am visat ceva groaznic\u2026 \ud83d\ude22<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ei, vezi? Nu mai pl\u00e2nge, scumpul meu\u2026 era doar un vis. \ud83d\ude0a
\u2013 \u0218coala e bine, profesorii sunt bine, totul e \u00een regul\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tocmai de-aia pl\u00e2ng<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2013 Salut, Gheorghe! Ce mai faci? \ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Gheorghe, tu \u00eei \u0219tii pe \u0103\u0219tia?!
\u2013 Normal, \u0219efule, suntem prieteni vechi. \ud83e\udd37\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Salut, Gheorghe! Ce mai faci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Gheorghe, tu \u00eei \u0219tii pe \u0103\u0219tia?!
\u2013 Normal. Dac\u0103 vrei, \u0219efule, eu \u00eel \u0219tiu \u0219i pe Papa de la Roma<\/strong>. \ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai s\u0103 te v\u0103d! Mergem acum \u00een Vatican!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 E\u0219ti bine, \u0219efule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, doar c\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd ai dat m\u00e2na cu Papa, prin spatele t\u0103u au trecut un grup de chinezi care au zis: \u201eUite-l pe Gheorghe, dar mo\u015fu\u2019 de l\u00e2ng\u0103 cine-o fi?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"