BUL\u0102 st\u0103 lini\u0219tit pe teras\u0103, cu picioarele pe balustrad\u0103, fumeaz\u0103 o \u021bigar\u0103 \ud83d\udeac, mai sorbe\u0219te tacticos din cafeaua amar\u0103 \u2615 \u0219i prive\u0219te g\u00e2nditor \u00een gol, ca un filozof modern.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Stau pe teras\u0103, fumez o \u0163igar\u0103, mai sorb din cafea \u015fi sunt foarte \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat\u2026 ofteaz\u0103 el.
\u2013 Am o amant\u0103 \u015fi \u0163in la ea, dar mi-e fric\u0103 c\u0103 din gre\u015feal\u0103 o s\u0103-i rostesc numele \u00een somn \ud83d\ude2c. A\u0219a c\u0103 ieri mi-am cump\u0103rat o pisic\u0103 \ud83d\udc31 \u0219i i-am pus numele amantei\u2026 \u0219i a\u0219a voi avea o scuz\u0103 dac\u0103 o s\u0103 m\u0103 scap cumva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 z\u00e2mbe\u0219te mul\u021bumit de genialitatea planului s\u0103u \ud83d\ude0f, mai trage un fum, mai ia o gur\u0103 de cafea \u0219i se simte \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103. \u201eCe poate merge prost?\u201d, \u00ee\u0219i spune el \u00een g\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Diminea\u021ba urm\u0103toare, \u00eens\u0103, so\u021bia intr\u0103 pe u\u0219\u0103 fericit\u0103, cu lesa \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i un c\u00e2ine mare dup\u0103 ea \ud83d\udc15.
\u2013 Uite, drag\u0103, ce surpriz\u0103 \u021bi-am f\u0103cut! l-am adoptat azi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 \u00eenghea\u021b\u0103.
\u2013 \u0218i\u2026 cum \u00eel cheam\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 el cu un nod \u00een g\u00e2t \ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Robert, spune so\u021bia z\u00e2mbind larg \ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stau pe teras\u0103, fumez o tigar\u0103, mai sorb din cafea, iar acum sunt \u015fi mai \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La un semafor aglomerat din ora\u0219, Bul\u0103 st\u0103 relaxat \u00een ma\u0219ina lui, cu geamul l\u0103sat jos, muzica \u00eencet \u0219i ochelarii de soare pu\u0219i strategic \ud83d\ude0e. A\u0219teapt\u0103 verdele, c\u00e2nd vede travers\u00e2nd strada o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 frumoas\u0103, sigur\u0103 pe ea, cu mers de podium \ud83d\udc83.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i drege vocea, z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u0219mechere\u0219te \u0219i strig\u0103 admirativ:
\u2013 Pisi, pisi! Pot s\u0103 te \u00eentreb ceva? \ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
T\u00e2n\u0103ra se opre\u0219te, se uit\u0103 calm spre el, din cap p\u00e2n\u0103-n picioare, \u0219i r\u0103spunde scurt:
\u2013 Spune! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103, deja convins c\u0103 e momentul lui de glorie, se apleac\u0103 pu\u021bin pe geam \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 cu sub\u00een\u021beles:
\u2013 Ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci de e\u0219ti at\u00e2t de bun\u0103? \ud83d\ude0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fata ridic\u0103 o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103, z\u00e2mbe\u0219te ironic, se apropie un pas de ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei r\u0103spunde f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103 \ud83d\ude0c:
\u2013 Banii fraierilor ca tine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 intr\u0103 relaxat \u00een cabinetul medical, se a\u0219az\u0103 pe scaun, \u00ee\u0219i freac\u0103 burta \u0219i ofteaz\u0103 ca un pacient experimentat \ud83e\udd14. Doctorul \u00ee\u0219i pune ochelarii, deschide fi\u0219a \u0219i \u00eencepe consultul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule Bul\u0103, ave\u021bi poft\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare? \ud83c\udf7d\ufe0f
\u2013 Uneori am, domnule doctor\u2026 r\u0103spunde Bul\u0103 g\u00e2nditor, sc\u0103rpin\u00e2ndu-se \u00een cap \ud83d\ude05. Dar uneori nu am deloc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doctorul noteaz\u0103 atent, d\u0103 din cap grav \u0219i continu\u0103, curios:
\u2013 Am \u00een\u021beles\u2026 \u0219i c\u00e2nd, mai exact, nu ave\u021bi poft\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare deloc? \ud83e\udd28<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 se lumineaz\u0103 la fa\u021b\u0103, r\u0103spunde sigur pe el \u0219i cu un aer foarte logic \ud83d\ude0c:
\u2013 Doctore, nu am imediat dup\u0103 ce am m\u00e2ncat. \ud83d\ude06\ud83c\udf57<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o cofet\u0103rie cochet\u0103, cu vitrina plin\u0103 de dulciuri colorate, nasul lipit aproape de geam \u0219i o h\u00e2rtie mototolit\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \ud83d\udcc4\ud83d\ude0b. Se uit\u0103 serios la v\u00e2nz\u0103toare, ca un client important, \u0219i spune r\u0103spicat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tanti, a\u0219 vrea 300 grame caramele a 45 lei kilogramul \u0219i 500 grame biscui\u021bi a 29 lei kilogramul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea \u00eel prive\u0219te surprins\u0103, z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103reasc\u0103 atent \u2696\ufe0f.
\u2013 At\u00e2t, b\u0103iatule? \ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 se uit\u0103 din nou pe h\u00e2rtie, \u00ee\u0219i drege glasul \u0219i continu\u0103 foarte concentrat:
\u2013 Ar mai trebui 280 grame bomboane fondante a 65 lei kilogramul \u0219i 400 grame fursecuri a 51 lei kilogramul. \ud83c\udf6b\ud83c\udf6a<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tanti pune totul pe c\u00e2ntar, apas\u0103 pe butoane, face calcule complicate, mai noteaz\u0103 ceva pe un bile\u021bel, apoi \u00eei spune suma final\u0103 \ud83d\udcb0. Se apleac\u0103 spre el \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cu grij\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bul\u0103, \u021bi-a dat m\u0103mica ta destui bani ca s\u0103 cumperi toate astea? \ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 ridic\u0103 din umeri, z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u0219mechere\u0219te \ud83d\ude0f \u0219i r\u0103spunde foarte sincer:
\u2013 Tanti, mama nu mi-a dat niciun leu, dar am venit la matale pentru c\u0103 nu \u0219tiam s\u0103-mi fac tema pentru m\u00e2ine la matematic\u0103. \ud83d\ude06\ud83d\udcda<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
BUL\u0102 st\u0103 lini\u0219tit pe teras\u0103, cu picioarele pe balustrad\u0103, fumeaz\u0103 o \u021bigar\u0103 \ud83d\udeac, mai sorbe\u0219te tacticos din cafeaua amar\u0103 \u2615<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri"],"yoast_head":"\n