Un cuplu intr-o discutie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Hai, drag\u0103, te rog \u00eencearc\u0103! \ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu, nu vreau s-o fac! \ud83d\ude16<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-De ce? se mir\u0103 el?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Uit\u0103-te \u0219i tu c\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t arat\u0103\u2026 \u0219i pe deasupra mai \u0219i miroase\u2026 \ud83e\udd22<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El ofteaz\u0103, se apropie conspirativ \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 s-o conving\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Hai, c\u0103 nu p\u0103\u021be\u0219ti nimic, m\u0103car cu limba, \u00eenchizi ochii, deschizi gura\u2026 \u0219i gata \ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu, nu pot! zice ea hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103, d\u00e2nd din cap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-\u00ce\u021bi promit c\u0103 o s\u0103-\u021bi plac\u0103 \u0219i nu o s\u0103 te mai saturi de ea! \ud83d\ude0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea se str\u00e2mb\u0103, se uit\u0103 din nou….<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu, nu pot! \ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El ridic\u0103 din umeri, vizibil iritat, \u0219i izbucne\u0219te:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Femeie, eu alt\u0103 ciorb\u0103 de burt\u0103 nu mai fac!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un domn intr\u0103 nervos \u00eentr-un magazin de IT, cu ochii obosi\u021bi \u0219i o cutie mare sub bra\u021b. Se apropie de tejghea \u0219i spune pe un ton sup\u0103rat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua. Ieri am cump\u0103rat un computer \u0219i nu porne\u0219te deloc! \ud83d\ude20<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u00e2nz\u0103torul, calm \u0219i z\u00e2mbitor, obi\u0219nuit cu astfel de situa\u021bii, \u00eencepe procedura standard:
\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua. A\u021bi ap\u0103sat pe butonul mare de pe unitate? \ud83d\udd18<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clientul ofteaz\u0103:
\u2013 Da, am ap\u0103sat, de mai multe ori chiar! \ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bun. Atunci verifica\u021bi cablul de alimentare din spatele computerului, continu\u0103 v\u00e2nz\u0103torul foarte profesionist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se face o pauz\u0103 la telefon, apoi clientul spune:
\u2013 Ok\u2026 sta\u021bi pu\u021bin s\u0103 iau o lantern\u0103 \u0219i verific\u2026 \ud83d\udd26<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u00e2nz\u0103torul, u\u0219or derutat:
\u2013 Pentru ce ave\u021bi nevoie de lantern\u0103? \ud83e\udd28<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u00cei \u00eentuneric. Nu avem curent de ieri\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ul, gelos din fire \u0219i cu imagina\u021bia mereu \u00een alert\u0103, st\u0103 la birou \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103-l road\u0103 un g\u00e2nd. Pune m\u00e2na pe telefon \u0219i o sun\u0103 pe so\u021bia lui, cu voce calm\u0103, dar plin\u0103 de suspiciune \ud83d\ude0f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ul:
\u2013 Draga mea, unde e\u015fti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ia, relaxat\u0103, cu voce senin\u0103 \ud83d\ude0a:
\u2013 Acas\u0103, dragul meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ul se opre\u0219te pu\u021bin, se uit\u0103 \u00een jur \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 ap\u0103sat:
\u2013 E\u015fti sigur\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ia, u\u0219or mirat\u0103:
\u2013 Da!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ul, convins c\u0103 are un plan genial, z\u00e2mbe\u0219te satisf\u0103cut \ud83d\ude0e:
\u2013 Porne\u015fte blenderul, te rog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ia ofteaz\u0103, se ridic\u0103 de pe canapea, merge la buc\u0103t\u0103rie, apas\u0103 butonul \u0219i se aude zgomotul infernal \ud83c\udf00.
Bzzzzzz!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ul, lini\u0219tit brusc:
\u2013 Bine, draga mea, te cred. Ai grij\u0103 de tine. \u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi \u00eens\u0103, paranoia revine. B\u0103rbatul decide s\u0103 plece mai devreme de la serviciu \u0219i s\u0103 mearg\u0103 acas\u0103 la pr\u00e2nz, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 anun\u021be \ud83d\ude97. Deschide u\u0219a \u00eencet\u2026 lini\u0219te total\u0103. Se uit\u0103 \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u2013 nimeni. \u00cen dormitor \u2013 gol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu inima str\u00e2ns\u0103, merge direct \u00een camera fiului s\u0103u \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe un ton serios \ud83d\ude20:
\u2013 Fiule, \u015ftii ceva de mama ta? Unde este?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Copilul ridic\u0103 din umeri, foarte calm \ud83d\ude07:
\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, tat\u0103. A plecat acum o or\u0103 \u015fi a luat \u015fi blenderul cu ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103, la frizerie, st\u0103 tol\u0103nit pe scaun, cu prosopul la g\u00e2t, plin de spum\u0103 pe fa\u021b\u0103 \ud83d\ude0c. Coafeza se mi\u0219c\u0103 atent \u00een jurul lui, iar Bul\u0103 o urm\u0103re\u0219te din oglind\u0103, clipind \u0219mechere\u0219te \ud83d\ude09.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Auzi, p\u0103pu\u0219\u0103\u2026 \ud83d\ude0f
\u2013 Da? spune ea, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se uite, concentrat\u0103 la foarfec\u0103 \u2702\ufe0f
\u2013 Ce zici de o partid\u0103, dup\u0103 ce termini? \ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Coafeza se opre\u0219te o secund\u0103, ofteaz\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103 din cap a \u201enu\u201d \ud83d\ude44:
\u2013 Nu pot! Sunt m\u0103ritat\u0103. \ud83d\udc8d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 z\u00e2mbe\u0219te larg, convins c\u0103 are solu\u021bia perfect\u0103:
\u2013 Ei, \u0219i ce dac\u0103? \ud83d\ude1c Sun\u0103-l pe so\u0163ul t\u0103u \u015fi spune-i c\u0103 te duci s\u0103 vizitezi o prieten\u0103 bolnav\u0103! \ud83e\udd12<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea \u00eel prive\u0219te \u00een oglind\u0103, cu un z\u00e2mbet ironic, ridic\u00e2nd spr\u00e2nceana \ud83d\ude08:
\u2013 De ce nu-i spui chiar tu? E cel care te b\u0103rbiere\u015fte!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Un cuplu intr-o discutie: -Hai, drag\u0103, te rog \u00eencearc\u0103! \ud83d\ude07 -Nu, nu vreau s-o fac! \ud83d\ude16 -De ce? se mir\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24646,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri"],"yoast_head":"\n