Vine so\u021bul acas\u0103 de la serviciu, cu un z\u00e2mbet misterios pe fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i o sc\u00e2nteie de speran\u021b\u0103 \u00een ochi \ud83d\ude0f. \u00ce\u0219i las\u0103 geanta jos, se apropie de so\u021bie \u0219i \u00eencepe conversa\u021bia pe un ton aparent relaxat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218tii, iubito\u2026 azi am stat pu\u021bin de vorb\u0103 cu portarul de la bloc \ud83e\udd14
\u2013 A\u0219a\u2026 \u0219i? \u00eentreab\u0103 ea, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i ridice prea mult privirea din telefon \ud83d\udcf1<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El se apropie \u0219i mai mult, curios s\u0103-i vad\u0103 reac\u021bia:
\u2013 P\u0103i, se l\u0103uda c\u0103 s-a culcat cu toate femeile din blocul nostru\u2026 \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia ridic\u0103 spr\u00e2nceana, dar nu spune nimic. El continu\u0103, cu sub\u00een\u021beles, uit\u00e2ndu-se atent la ea:
\u2013 \u0218i am auzit c\u0103 a f\u0103cut o singur\u0103 excep\u021bie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se las\u0103 o pauz\u0103. So\u021bul o prive\u0219te fix, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd r\u0103spunsul \ud83d\ude0f. So\u021bia ofteaz\u0103 u\u0219or, ridic\u0103 din umeri \u0219i r\u0103spunde foarte sigur\u0103 pe ea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Aaa!!! Precis e mototoala aia de la etajul trei! \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un poli\u021bist st\u0103 la marginea drumului, cu m\u00e2inile la spate \u0219i o privire vigilent\u0103 \ud83d\udc40. Din dep\u0103rtare vede o ma\u0219in\u0103 care se mi\u0219c\u0103\u2026 dubios. Ba st\u00e2nga, ba dreapta, ca \u00eentr-un dans ciudat \ud83d\udd7a\ud83d\ude97.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ia uite-l \u0219i pe \u0103sta\u2026 morm\u0103ie poli\u021bistul \u0219i \u00eei face semn s\u0103 trag\u0103 pe dreapta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ma\u0219ina opre\u0219te cu greu, iar \u0219oferul coboar\u0103 geamul, z\u00e2mbind larg \ud83d\ude05.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua! A\u021bi consumat alcool? \u00eentreab\u0103 poli\u021bistul serios.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, domn\u2019 poli\u021bist! r\u0103spunde \u0219oferul foarte convins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poli\u021bistul ridic\u0103 o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103:
\u2013 Atunci de ce merge\u021bi \u00een zig-zag? \ud83e\udd28<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218oferul r\u0103spunde lini\u0219tit:
\u2013 Evitam copacii\u2026 \ud83c\udf33<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poli\u021bistul se uit\u0103 \u00een jur, doar c\u00e2mp c\u00e2t vezi cu ochii \ud83c\udf3e \u0219i spune nedumerit:
\u2013 Care copaci?! Suntem pe c\u00e2mp!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218oferul d\u0103 din cap satisf\u0103cut:
\u2013 Exact! Tocmai am terminat de evitat! \ud83d\ude0c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poli\u021bistul devine serios, scoate etilotestul:
\u2013 V\u0103 rog s\u0103 sufla\u021bi \u00een etilotest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218oferul ridic\u0103 m\u00e2inile defensiv:
\u2013 Nu pot. Am astm. \ud83d\ude37<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atunci veni\u021bi la sec\u021bie pentru analize de s\u00e2nge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu pot, sunt hemofilic! \ud83d\ude2c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poli\u021bistul \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u0219i piard\u0103 r\u0103bdarea \ud83d\ude24:
\u2013 Atunci cobor\u00e2\u021bi \u0219i merge\u021bi \u00een linie dreapt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218oferul ofteaz\u0103 \u0219i ridic\u0103 din umeri:
\u2013 Nu pot\u2026 sunt beat. \ud83d\ude06\ud83c\udf7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion \u0219i Maria stau \u00een pat, \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 lini\u0219tit\u0103. Afar\u0103 e frig, dar \u00een cas\u0103 e cald \u0219i bine \ud83d\udd25. Ion st\u0103 \u00eentins pe spate, cu m\u00e2inile sub cap, uit\u00e2ndu-se \u00een tavan, plictisit de moarte \ud83d\ude10. Maria, \u00een schimb, se foie\u0219te, z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u0219mechere\u0219te \u0219i pare c\u0103 pune ceva la cale \ud83d\ude0f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva momente de lini\u0219te, Maria rupe t\u0103cerea, cu un ton juc\u0103u\u0219:
\u2013 Ioane, m\u0103 plictisesc\u2026 \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion ofteaz\u0103:
\u2013 \u0218i eu\u2026 da\u2019 n-am chef de nimic\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria se ridic\u0103 pu\u021bin, \u00ee\u0219i aranjeaz\u0103 p\u0103rul \u0219i spune provocator:
\u2013 Ioane, pun pariu c\u0103 nu m\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti sub cearceaf! \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion o prive\u0219te o secund\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 prea mult interes, apoi \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentoarce capul pe partea cealalt\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spunde sec:
\u2013 Da\u2019 pui pariu c\u0103 nici nu te caut?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vine so\u021bul acas\u0103 de la serviciu, cu un z\u00e2mbet misterios pe fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i o sc\u00e2nteie de speran\u021b\u0103 \u00een ochi \ud83d\ude0f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24740,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri"],"yoast_head":"\n